镭射小队 Lazer Team

　　Residents of earth receive a coded message from outer space telling them that they are not alone and the galaxy is a dangerous place.
　　 地球上的居民收到来自外太空的编码信息，告诉他们，他们并不孤单，银河系是一个危险的地方。
　　 After billions of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time (I'm assuming over 30 mins because they get the suit for free), and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
　　 经过数十亿年的思考，我们在我们解码消息（60年代），宇宙中孤独告诉我们，我们并不孤单，和宇宙是一个危险的地方，而我们会被攻击。幸运的是，该编码的消息从一个友好的外星种族的父亲和保护我们多年来来了。而现在，他们正在给我们的工具来反击（格式为动力装甲）。但快递服务需要较长时间（我假设了30分钟，因为他们得到的西装免费），并在这些loooong十年等待的货船与他们的一个电源套装到货，他们选择地以一个冠军训练穿的西装，保卫地球！然后，船终于到达......只拿到击落4白痴谁与西装打，最终得到一件每个粘在上面。现在，他们需要与政府合作，培养这4个低能儿与连接到他们的个人作品。他们将节省一天还是会站在一旁盘算的生活吗？