我真的要杀了你 But I'd Really Have To Kill You

　　A satirical riff on the old saying, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...' The story of a guy in a dead end desk job who has reached his emotional boiling point.
　　 只因为同事 Chip 的一句“周末有安排么？”，Jeff 的脑中就开始认真想着如果 Chip 真的知道了他的安排，他会杀了他。但是有时候，别人随口一问，就只是……而已 _(:зゝ∠)_ From max sherman